Trans Lesbian Jontron

Trans Lesbian Jontron was born. Trans Lesbian Jontron is an amoeba. Trans Lesbian Jontron was created in Ruby's mind, and has been tormenting her and her friends ever since. Trans Lesbian Jontron hates anime and hates Blueberries. Trans Lesbian Jontron is racist and doesn't care. Trans Lesbian Jontron thinks White People are epic.

Birth
Trans Lesbian Jontron's birth lasted months, and was terrible. It lasted weeks, and it lasted months, and it lasted weeks. Trans Lesbian Jontron was born in West Philadelphia born and raised                          On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it" First class, yo, this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmm, this might be all right But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that Is this the type of place that they should sent this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air