21 pilots plaugue

"'the plague is quite the horrid sort!""its often seen inside airport!""for pirates and for moneylenders,""this curse ruins all! it renders""gold things yellow, all toenails slime""having this plague is now a crime. if you have this plague, theres no solace""well :)'""-Inscription on 21 pilots house. Later became the plague's theme song."

21 pilots plaugue was a plague caused by the 21 pilots. It makes you a tankie.

Item #:
PILOTS-021

Object Class
fine, i think

Special Containment Procedures
PILOTS-021 is an obligate parasite of the human body. Containment, therefore, is no more difficult than containing an adult human; most cells will suffice. Item is currently in a house. Only White People are eligible for hosting PILOTS-021. As long as a given subject survives as a host for PILOTS-021, he is exempt from normal monthly terminations of White People personnel.

The release of 21 pilots latest album
On the 31st of November 2021, the 21 pilots released their latest album, ''Sorry For Party Rocking Racist Version

The album had a run time of 8 jiffies, and one of its tracks was "i'm stalin 2". After the Album was released, both 21 pilots died due to 21 pilots plaugue, which they inflicted on themselves. They were buried in a house.

THe album was kept in an underground vault by Sussy, until one time in the Runaways Arc, after the White People killed 73 pikmin and cancelled the series forever.

Only lilly can cure the plague.

The battle with Sussy
Sussy was distracted by his favourite webcomic, Penny Arcade, and then got stabbed lol. Sussy's last words were "Ape will come back home at any moment!". Lilly released it as a bioweapon against the White People, but its fine.

Sussy would return soon. Sussy is immune to 21 pilots plaugue.