AJ

"'Well, I told Dog People that I wanted nothing to do with their heinous organization, but they wittled at me. I had no choice! I had no choice! I had no choice but... what if I did have a choice?!'"AJ is a one-man-band who came from a well.

Background
AJ is a professional soup owner. He was a prisoner of White People for 13 and was forced to work on the souper weapon. But then he left.

Beans
AJ can use beans that allow him to travel. O.K.?